\u00a9 2023 wikiHow, Inc. All rights reserved. Knock-knock jokes make you sound funny and sincere at the same time, so theyre a perfect way to break the ice or flirt. These are G rated, people! Nobel who? calmly resumed drinking his beer. This image is not<\/b> licensed under the Creative Commons license applied to text content and some other images posted to the wikiHow website. Pew. She's started knitting wikiHow, Inc. is the copyright holder of this image under U.S. and international copyright laws. A little old lady. free drink. It's cold out here. Let's make him start the fight.' Youre welcome. Absurd and weird can skew funny! They You. A broken pencil who? 4. A Welshman, Scot and Englishman are walking when they come across a lantern and a genie pops out and grants them one wish each. 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Whos there? Dont miss these egg puns that are definitely all theyre cracked up to be. You dont have to worry about thinking of the perfect joke because weve got you covered! A:Wooden shoe, who? The first day he didnt see any results but by the third his house was clean and dinner was on the table. Q:Wooden shoe. Knock knock.Whos there?Shamp.Shamp who?Does my hair really look that dirty? Home - Clean jokes, The Interesting History of 'to welsh' (note the small 'w'), See examples of Welsh jokes, humour and idiom, For one grudge game in January, Bedwas 3rds were a player short and they asked. Knock, knock. Humor is an essential coping tool for surviving tough times. This image is not<\/b> licensed under the Creative Commons license applied to text content and some other images posted to the wikiHow website. Knock! Whose is that seat? asked a man in the row behind. The Welshman says: Ive no doubt what my first wish is, genie. 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